Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

"News flash, Bozo. Don't ever tell a girl to relax. It only makes us madder."

"You can obsess and obsess over how things ended—what you did wrong or could have done differently—but there's not much of a point. It's not like it'll change anything. So really, why worry?"

"In the midst of happiness or despairin sorrow or in joyin pleasure or in pain:Do what is right and you will be at peace."

"Sometimes, remembering hurts too much."