Tim Burton, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories

"My name is Jimmy,but my friends just call methe hideous penguin boy."

"Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,What have you done to my boy?He's not flesh and blood,he's aluminum alloy!"The doctor said gently,What I'm going to saywill sound pretty wild.But you're not the father of this strange looking child.You see, there still is some questionabout the child's gender,but we think that its fatheris a microwave blender."

"Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry,but do you dream of Heaven?Have you ever wanted to die?"