A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than... - Rita Mae Brown

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."

"I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself."

"The only queer people are those who don't love anybody."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."

"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."