Act like you expect to get into the end zone. - Christopher Morley

"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs."

"The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking."

"There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way."

"There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning."

"The world has been printing books for 450 years, and yet gunpowder still has a wider circulation. Never mind! Printer's ink is the greater explosive: it will win."