More quotes by Winston S. Churchill

"A joke is a very serious thing."
"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
"Writing a long and substantial book is like having a friend and companion at your side, to whom you can always turn for comfort and amusement, and whose society becomes more attractive as a new and widening field of interest is lighted in the mind."