...Catholic versus Protestant, essentially. It's that kind o... - Stephen Fry

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself and you will be happy."

"I'd probably want to teach at university, because children would drive me insane. I suspect it would be English literature, Shakespeare and so forth. I've always been deeply, deeply in love with that kind of thing."

"I am a lover of truth, a worshiper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance."

"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."[I saw hate in a graveyard -- Stephen Fry, The Guardian, 5 June 2005]"

"I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious."