Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of t... - Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land

"But when they began handing out doctorates for comparative folk dancing and advanced fly-fishing, I became too stink in’ proud to use the title. I won’t touch watered whiskey and I take no pride in watered-down degrees."

"Churches thrive on martyrdom and persecution."

"Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy - in fact, they are almost incompatible; one emotion hardly leaves room for the other."

"A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom."

"But goodness alone is never enough. A hard, cold wisdom is required for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil."