Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose! - Karl Lagerfeld

"I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?"

"I like to reinvent myself — it’s part of my job."

"People who do a job that claims to be creative have to be alone to recharge their batteries. You can’t live 24 hours a day in the spotlight and remain creative. For people like me, solitude is a victory."

"Luxury is the ease of a t-shirt in a very expensive dress."

"When people want to be liked for what they did, they should stop."