Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad en... - Kelly Link, Pretty Monsters: Stories
"Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends."
"Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends."
"Wizards are always hungry."
"You have to salvage what you can, even if you're the one who buried it in the first place."
"When his writing is going well, Gordon Strangle Mars likes to wake up at 6 a.m. and go out driving. He works out new plot lines about giant spiders and keeps an eye out for abandoned couches, which he wrestles into the back of his pickup truck. Then he writes for the rest of the day."