Fault always lies in the same place: with him weak enough to... - Stephen King

"I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss."

"When asked, "How do you write?"I invariably answer, "One word at a time,"and the answer is invariably dismissed. But that is all it is. It sounds too simple to be true, but consider the Great Wall of China, if you will: one stone at a time, man. That's all. One stone at a time. But I've read you can see that motherfucker from space without a telescope."

"If you liked being a teenager, there's something really wrong with you."

"The glory of a good tale is that it is limitless and fluid; a good tale belongs to each reader in its own particular way."

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented."