More quotes by Susane Colasanti, When It Happens

"It feels incredible to be outside when I’m supposed to be inside. The sensation of freedom is intoxicating. - Sara"
"We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike"
"Too bad guys aren’t like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards.- Maggie"