More quotes by Susane Colasanti, When It Happens

"Too bad guys aren’t like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards.- Maggie"
"We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike"
"It feels incredible to be outside when I’m supposed to be inside. The sensation of freedom is intoxicating. - Sara"