More quotes by Voltaire

"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."
"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her; but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cars in order to win the game."
"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything."
"S'il n'existait pas Dieu il faudrait l'inventer."(If God did not exist he would have to be invented.)"
"He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked."