I am going to take this bucket of water and pour it on the f... - John Green, Looking for Alaska

"I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit."

"The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive."

"And then something invisible snapped insider her, and that which had come together commenced to fall apart."

"I came here looking for a Great Perhaps, for real friends and a more-than-minor life.."

"I'm sorry. I know you loved her. It was hard not to."