"I didn’t go to religion to make me happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don’t recommend Christianity."
"There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes."
"It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence."
"Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably."
"It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence."
"If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world."