"I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse."
"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit."
"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
"Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in."