I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

"Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs."

"I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night,"said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?""Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,"said Harry."

"And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke..."