I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. - Oscar Wilde

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

"When I think of all the harm [the Bible] has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."