More quotes by Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

"Prince or commoner, tenor or bass,Painter or plumber or never-do-well,Do me a favor and shut your face -Poets alone should kiss and tell."
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"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."
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