More quotes by Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

"All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others."
"Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions."
"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"There's always a moment when you start to fall out of love, whether it's with a person or an idea or a cause, even if it's one you only narrate to yourself years after the event: a tiny thing, a wrong word, a false note, which means that things can never be quite the same again."