I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as... - Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

"I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack."

"There are two ways to look at life. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing is inherently connected, and that the only driving force in anyone's life is entropy. The second is that everything pretty much stays the same (more or less) and that everything is completely connected, even if we don't realize it."

"Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music."

"I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack."