I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so... - Criss Jami, Killosophy

"Easily mistaken, it is not about a love for adversity, it is about knowing a strength and a faith so great that adversity, in all its adverse manifestations, hardly even exists."

"The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you."

"Drunken men give some of the best pep talks."

"The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies."

"Learning isn't acquiring knowledge so much as it is trimming information that has already been acquired."