I think that we're all mentally ill. Those of us outside the... - Stephen King

"I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss."

"Strong delusions travel like cold germs on a sneeze."

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented."

"The glory of a good tale is that it is limitless and fluid; a good tale belongs to each reader in its own particular way."

"Fault always lies in the same place: with him weak enough to lay blame."