I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up a... - Robin Williams

"Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready."

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."