"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
"There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."
"I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy."
"Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read."
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"So many books, so little time."