More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Faith reveals the potential."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ?Master of Stupidity: They live with a same or different part of their consciousness."
"If you say that you never lie in life,you honestly insult my intelligence."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body?Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul will go elsewhere physically?"