It is what you read when you don't have to that determines w... - Oscar Wilde

"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."

"No good deed goes unpunished."

"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell."

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."

"Imagination is a quality that was given to man compensate him from whats not. The sense of humor was given to console him from what is."