"It's simple, it's not that simple; or life is simple, but the things in it are not. When a man does not understand it, he tends to inflate it. When he does, he tends to deflate it. In the end, neither images are fully accurate."
"I think there is a song out there to describe just about any situation."
"I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control."
"Soar with wit. Conquer with dignity. Handle with care."
"God favors men and women who delight in being made worthy of happiness before the happiness itself."
"Senses of humor define people, as factions, deeper rooted than religious or political opinions. When carrying out everyday tasks, opinions are rather easy to set aside, but those whom a person shares a sense of humor with are his closest friends. They are always there to make the biggest influence."