Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enli... - Isaac Asimov

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."

"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."

"Above all, never think you're not good enough. Never think that. In life people will take you at your own reckoning."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit."