Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enli... - Isaac Asimov

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"Above all, never think you're not good enough. Never think that. In life people will take you at your own reckoning."

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."