Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers. - Voltaire

"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."

"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid - one must also be polite."

"S'il n'existait pas Dieu il faudrait l'inventer."(If God did not exist he would have to be invented.)"

"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything."

"We never live; we are always in the expectation of living."