Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those... - Josh Billings

"In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail."

"Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope."

"Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time."

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."