Life is always going to be stranger than fiction, because fi... - Neil Gaiman

"Normally, in anything I do, I'm fairly miserable. I do it, and I get grumpy because there is a huge, vast gulf, this aching disparity, between the platonic ideal of the project that was living in my head, and the small, sad, wizened, shaking, squeaking thing that I actually produce."

"Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians."

"This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard."

"People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes."

"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."