My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circul... - Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up."

"I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up."

"My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around."

"My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored."

"I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up."