More quotes by Janet Evanovich

"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off,"he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."
"Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth."
"We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes."
"Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you."
"Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please,"he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please."I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay,"I said. "Be careful. He's insane."