nothing that is worth knowing can be taught - Oscar Wilde

"I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."

"When I think of all the harm [the Bible] has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it."

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."

"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."