Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to f... - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Nothing like a little judicious levity."

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."

"Death, like a host, comes smiling to the door;Smiling, he greets us, on that tranquil shoreWhere neither piping bird nor peeping dawnDisturbs the eternal sleep,But in the stillness far withdrawnOur dreamless rest for evermore we keep."

"There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last."

"Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police."