Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a d... - Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."