"Popular culture is a place where pity is called compassion, flattery is called love, propaganda is called knowledge, tension is called peace, gossip is called news, and auto-tune is called singing."
"God tests, but he does not tempt."
"I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk."
"At first, they'll only dislike what you say, but the more correct you start sounding the more they'll dislike you."
"I do not care about happiness simply because I believe that joy is something worth fighting for."
"I always make sure that the world will prove me right. It gives me the freedom to contradict myself."