More quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure."
"Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
"Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."