More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Enough talk, now read!"
"Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ?Master of Stupidity: They live with a same or different part of their consciousness."
"Diversion weakens thy mind."
"Charisma is the fragrance of soul."
"Today wouldn't have happened if histories weren't falsified."