There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending o... - Frank Zappa

"So many books, so little time."

"So many books, so little time."

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."

"Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read."

"My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can."