"There’s always a choice. That’s God’s way, always will be. Your will is still free. Do as you will. There’s no set of leg-irons on you. But... this is what God wants of you."
"It don't matter if you believe in God Nick, he believes in you."
"The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen"
"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."
"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."
"Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it."