Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something... - Michelle Hodkin, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

"I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again."

"You could start a fire with the heat between you two.""You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection."

"Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real."

"My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel."

"Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell."