"This is why they started us here so young: to give ourselves away before the age when the questions 'why' and 'to what' grow real beaks and claws."
"Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else."
"Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?""I give.""You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."
"I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it."
"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
"Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic."