To perceive is to suffer. - Aristotle

"Wit is educated insolence."

"The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differ from the dead."

"Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well."

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

"My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake."