To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play... - Charlie Chaplin

"Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express."

"I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth."

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."