To write well, express yourself like the common people, but... - Aristotle

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

"The secret to humor is surprise."

"I have gained this by philosophy … I do without being ordered what some are constrained to do by their fear of the law."

"The secret to humor is surprise."

"Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well."