More quotes by Brian Andreas

"A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said."
"We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own."
"I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either."
"Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over."
"Wanting him to come back before anyone notices part of the world has not moved since he left."