"Writing is something you do alone. Its a profession for introverts who want to tell you a story but don't want to make eye contact while doing it."[Thoughts from Places: The Tour, Nerdfighteria Wiki, January 17, 2012]"
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr."
"Hazel has to realize that her mom was wrong when she said, “I won’t be a mother anymore.” The truth is, after Hazel dies (assuming she dies), her mom will still be her mom, just as my grandmother is still my grandmother even though she has died. As long as either person is still alive, that relationship survives. (It changes, but it survives.)"
"Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you."
"If people were rain, I'd be a drizzle and she'd be a hurricane."
"I was born into Bolívar's labyrinth, and so I must believe in the hope of Rabelais' Great Perhaps."