"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
"Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you."
"This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time."
"Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship."
"Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one."
"Skinny guys fight till they're burger."