You can safely assume you've created God in your own image w... - Anne Lamott

"I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus."

"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."

"Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining."

"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."

"I think joy and sweetness and affection are a spiritual path. We're here to know God, to love and serve God, and to be blown away by the beauty and miracle of nature. You just have to get rid of so much baggage to be light enough to dance, to sing, to play. You don't have time to carry grudges; you don't have time to cling to the need to be right."